An Overnight Fantasyland

Traveler, it's you!

Ready to join the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland crew?

Let me get a few other things in order first.

No problem. We'll be ready when you are!

Let's do this.

It's time, dear partner and Paimon, for us to turn our attention to the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland...

As I mentioned, the park was started up by enthusiasts, who brought in the Spina di Rosula to handle the planning, construction, and operations.

Of course, enthusiasts aren't typically all-around experts. They usually stick to designing the event booths.

We, for our part, handle long-term operations and develop standardized strategy guides for the different activities.

Long-term operations, strategy... It all sounds so complicated!

We spend most of our time adventuring, and we barely have any experience running a stall... Do you think we can handle this?

That's more like it! You've seen it all before, haven't you, partner? I'd even go as far as to say you've shaped some of Teyvat's biggest business ventures!

Anyway! First things first, let's get an overview of how the whole festival's gonna be run...

Ah, Paimon thinks she just about gets it. How do you feel about it, Traveler?

Haha, sounds right up my alley!

Yep! C'mon, we can do this!

Um, you mentioned "standardized strategy guides" just now... Does that mean there are non-standard ways to take part too?

Of course! Film and entertainment mean different things to different people, and there's gonna be a wide range of exciting activities for people to try out.

If we're not careful, some visitors might wander off and end up getting in trouble...

And others might pick up dangerous props by mistake.

To avoid confusion, we need to create a "standardized strategy guide" for each activity. Just think of it like a walkthrough!

I see, you want me to be your test player.

Wow, if we're the first ones to test out the activities, who knows what surprises there could be waiting for us...

But if we hit a tough spot, we'll just have to rely on our skills to carry us through!

Hopefully it goes without saying that I'd never put you in danger, partner. I carefully checked all the existing activities before you arrived, and I can assure you that they're all perfectly safe.

I also wanted you to experience the activities before anyone else gets to. It'll be fun! Plus, we'd like to hear your thoughts and suggestions!

Hehe, those are two things Navia is best at — making people feel safe, and having fun!

Great. Well, I can't wait to hear what you think! Your input is super important to us.

Alright then, let's start with Eclectic Escapades and put our first guide together!

Alright then. Time to try out Eclectic Escapades. I'll leave the strategy guide to you guys!

Both of you seem even more excited than before. Looks like your first trial run didn't disappoint!

Paimon hasn't actually watched that many films, but after trying it out... she might just be hooked! We should check out the film that it's based on!

Great job, Paimon! That's exactly what our enthusiast friends were hoping you'd say.

They'd be beyond delighted to hear that visitors are curious about the films that inspired these attractions!

Some have even been willing to contribute extra funds out of their own pockets — where budgets have allowed, of course.

Out of their own pockets...?

That's right! While the Spina di Rosula covers the cost of basic booth materials and rental fees, many fans have personally funded promotional materials and related merchandise.

The cost of the booth itself isn't their main expense. Some of them have already started designing spin-off products inspired by film characters.

Take our official mascot, Surintendante Chevalmarin, for instance. She won second place in the last "Most Popular Character" poll for the comic film category, and was even dubbed "the pinnacle of round, bouncy cuteness."

Many people have expressed interest in designing cushions based on her image, using the highest quality fabrics and hiring the most skilled artisans to mass-produce them...

These cushions will officially go on sale at the next convention alongside lots of similar products!

Now that you mention it, I kinda want one too...

Sounds irresistible, right? Plus, as Surintendante Chevalmarin's guardian and official image rights agent, Furina will receive sixty percent of the sales revenue!

After all, the fans are doing this voluntarily — not for profit, but to promote Surintendante Chevalmarin's adorable image.

The more Mora that ends up in Furina's purse, the better Surintendante Chevalmarin's meals will be — and who wouldn't be happy to hear that?

Hehe, Paimon likes the sound of that! Everyone working hard for something they all love, without worrying about profit!

Still, we can't just ignore Mora completely. Whether it's fan creations or official commercial projects, some level of financial balance is still necessary.

The same logic applies to the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland taken as a whole.

Once we've finished the standardized strategy guides, our attractions can officially be opened to the public. But we can't take personal charge of the ticketing process.

There's plenty of work to do at the various booths, and the park itself is a work in progress. We'll need to assign dedicated employees to maintain and manage each attraction...

There's a recruitment section on the park's bulletin board. We've received many applications, and each candidate has their strengths. Our job is to match the best candidates to each attraction based on their overall performance.

Once assigned, the staff will keep the attractions running, ensuring a continuous revenue stream!

Wait, so we've suddenly gone from being playtesters to... Heads of Human Resources? That's definitely a first for us...

I have very high standards when it comes to reviewing resumes!

Just don't hold everyone up to your own standards, okay? You can't expect everyone else to be as capable as you...

Alright, time to review some resumes! Fingers crossed, we'll get some exceptional candidates!

When reviewing resumes, pay attention to each applicant's area of expertise!

Looks like this particular employee is really getting into their role...

Hahaha, you're both doing great. You sound more like bosses than I do!

In any case, with this, the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland is now officially open!

Running a theme park is a long-term project. You won't make much if you try and rush it.

We're just about done with our current work setup, so let's take a short break and wait for this cycle's revenue report to come in.

Well, this cycle of operations sure got us off to a good start. On to the next one!

Well, the numbers might not look that impressive, but given that we're just getting the ball rolling, I'd say that wasn't a bad start!

Building on this momentum, we must consider rolling out more unique business strategies during the next cycle!

To draw in the crowds, I've invited one of Fontaine's very own celebrity chefs — my good friend Escoffier!

She'll be "performing" right here in the amusement park's restaurant. On that note, let's go catch up with her!

So is the restaurant part of our business strategy too? There are so many layers to this operation...

Mmm...

The restaurant is up to standard, and the waterside location will make for a unique dining experience. The beautiful scenic reflections in the water create a stunning backdrop, lifting diners' spirits and allowing them to truly savor their meals.

Ingredients, check... Cooking utensils, check... Looks like we're ready to rumble.

Hey there, Escoffier!

Oh! My employers are here.

The president of the Spina di Rosula, plus the famous Traveler and Paimon... I must say, you seem a bit overqualified to be running a film-themed amusement park.

I'd say that if anyone here was overqualified, it would be the former head chef of the Hotel Debord... Wherever you walk, the aroma of fine cuisine follows in your wake.

Ahem... Let's get back to business.

I'm guessing you want Traveler to help me decide the theme dish for each cycle. Right?

"Theme dish"...?

This is the business strategy I mentioned earlier — using Escoffier's top-tier dishes to attract more visitors to the park!

But this isn't just about attracting visitors. Her culinary masterpieces will surely have other surprising effects!

Just imagine, Paimon, if all you needed was a single ticket to enjoy all the attractions and taste all the legendary food... Wouldn't you be tempted?

Th—Th—Th... Then Paimon'd come every single day...

Now, here's the twist: To get the most out of this strategy, the menu can't be made public.

Based on research by a certain food branding consultant, many restaurants have started offering a special "Chef's Surprise" dish.

So, give me some inspiration every few business cycles, and I'll decide on our next theme dish.

Now then, give me your hand.

My... hand?

Mm, a warm and energetic feel.

Your hands are callused from wielding your sword, but still quite delicate. When you grasp its hilt, it's like you're holding the bow of a violin...

A sword, then... The theme this time shall be "strength."

Alright! Let's find out what "strength" looks like in gastronomical form...

Alright! Let's find out what "strength" looks like in gastronomical form...

Aha! The essence of Escoffier's classic improvisational method — "mystery dishes inspired by key ingredients," as she puts it!

I've refined the sauce for these Barbeque Ribs. It's a richer flavor than the classic version, but not at all greasy.

The Mint extract in the seasoning leaves a refreshing aftertaste — perfect for indulging yourself after a fun-filled day.

But if you ask me, I'd say the artisans need these more than the guests.

The artisans?

As I'm sure you've noticed, this park isn't quite finished. A serving of these Barbeque Ribs should help the artisans replenish their strength much more quickly.

As their bosses, you have an obligation to provide meals for them. So why not invite them to dine here?

Who knows, the morale boost might even improve their productivity.

Oh? If I recall correctly, you once served up some special Fish and Chips for the porters over at the Fleuve Cendre...

For several days after, the workers were all incredibly efficient. They'd finish eight hours of work in just five, and then because they clocked out early, they'd come back completely refreshed the next day.

Then there's no time to lose. Go invite the artisans over while these ribs are still hot. I'll prepare some side dishes and desserts too.

That's a great idea! You really live up to your reputation, Escoffier!

Looks like these theme dishes are gonna make a huge difference after all! We'll have to make sure we check in with you regularly!

Now that everything's going smoothly, it's about time we upgraded our facilities!

Whew... That should be everything. Looks like you've pretty much mastered how to run this park!

Huh? Have we really?

Thinking about it... We have learned quite a lot, haven't we?

Not at all. I wouldn't say I taught you much. Your intuition's been guiding the way, mostly!

I imagine "long-term operations" sounded like a scary prospect the first time I mentioned it, huh?

But don't let that scare you! Just break things down into smaller steps and tackle them one at a time. Even if you're not a genius or naturally gifted, you'll get it done in the end!

Whoa, seeing her own progress has really got Paimon fired up! Actually, she's gonna jot your words of encouragement right down, hehe...

From here on out, we'll be running the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland together — let's make it a big success!

Hey, there's a newsstand over there. Wanna grab a copy of The Steambird?

We know our Fontainian friends love a little drama — there's no way they'd let their readers down!

Uh, isn't that Charlotte? And standing next to her, surely that can't be... Kinich!?

Hmm, how about... "Lost Treasure Resurfaces At Last! Behold the Beauty of the Remurian Teacup."

Hmm... Hold up, this one's a gem: "Illegal Restaurant Caught Serving Saurian Stew — Proves Surprisingly Popular."

Huh, pretty shocking. But it still feels like it's... missing something. Ah, got it:

"Iudex Gravely Wounded in Shocking Stabbing, Set to Miss Cross-Border Smuggling Trial!"

My oh my, that can't be for real...

Ugh, fine. I hate to admit it, but you've won this one.

...Huh? What!?

Did Paimon hear that right? Neuvillette was... stabbed? And... gravely wounded!?

No, surely that can't be right... Can it?

Aha, I thought I heard familiar voices! Well, if it isn't Traveler and Paimon!

What a coincidence! Mr. Kinich and I were talking about you two just a few minutes ago!

Unfortunately for me, he's a very loyal friend — I pressed him for some juicy details, but he remained tight-lipped about you.

So, uh... Anything you wanna share with me about the great Traveler's triumphant exploits in Natlan...?

Ahem... It was a team effort.

*sigh* Modest as ever...

Anyway, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. Sorry!

Lemme backtrack a little — Hi you two! It's been ages! What brings you back to Fontaine?

Hey there, you two. Fancy running into you here.

What a pleasant surprise!

Yeah, that... and also a less-than-pleasant shock!

What the heck was all that about a Saurian meat restaurant and the Iudex getting stabbed? Please say you weren't being serious...?

Ohhh, that? We were just trading tabloid headlines, is that what you're talking about?

Trading tabloid headlines?

Yeah. Charlotte and I were having a little contest to see who could find the most ridiculous fake news stories.

Either I got lucky, or I have a knack for honing in on the most outrageous material.

*sigh* I'm sorry you had to see such an unflattering side to Fontaine, Mr. Kinich.

These third-rate tabloids write their headlines purely to shock and scandalize. All they care about is grabbing your attention to boost their sales.

The ones who've still got a shred of integrity will at least clarify the truth in the main body of the article — although the misleading headline is still an underhanded trick to draw readers in.

But others, like the one we were just reading aloud, have no qualms about making outright fabrications.

If I had to quantify it, I'd say about one percent of what they write is the truth.

That's pretty lenient of you, Mr. Kinich.

Huh!? Him? Lenient? You've gotta be kid— Uhh!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to give credit to these so-called "news" stories for occasionally including a grain of truth. All I'm saying is, even the wildest leaps of the human imagination are always rooted in reality.

You mean, all those fake headlines you mentioned actually do have some basis in fact?

Sure they do. For instance, there was, in fact, a smuggling trial recently.

Considering the amount of speculation surrounding the smuggled goods, it's no wonder there are rumors about restaurants serving Saurian meat or teacups being unearthed from ancient ruins.

But in reality, the goods in question were simply a few ancient relics dug up from ruins in Natlan.

Rest assured — no Saurians were harmed in the process.

And, if you're wondering why the Iudex didn't preside over the trial, it's because this case was assigned to another judge right from the offset.

It's not as if the Palais Mermonia only has one judge. We can't expect Monsieur Neuvillette to handle every single case himself.

On a more interesting note... the trial in question went remarkably smoothly, and it was all thanks to Mr. Kinich's testimony as a key witness.

Oh, okay! Hehe, Paimon was so busy freaking out about those headlines that she totally forgot to ask why you're here in Fontaine, Kinich!

Phew, it was all a misunderstanding. The world's not going to end!

*sigh* Maybe not, but it'd be an even better world for me if Mr. Kinich here would agree to another exclusive interview with The Steambird...

It was a pretty open-and-shut case, and my testimony in court was clear enough.

But I'm guessing, Mademoiselle Charlotte, that you're less interested in the case than you are in trying to uncover some news stories about Natlan.

Drat, you saw right through me... Guess I'll put it down to the keen instincts of a renowned Saurian-hunter. Any response to that, or...?

I appreciate your kind invitation, but like I said, storytelling isn't really my forte...

Hahahahaha! Kinich the Speechless! Kinich the Tongue-Tied!

?

...If you're dead-set on doing an interview, why not talk to Traveler instead?

...Back to me again?

Ah, of course! That's a brilliant idea!

But that also means I'll need a bit more time to prep. Let me put together a thorough list of interview questions!

Sounds like I'm not allowed to refuse?

Hehe, well, I know I can be persistent, but at the end of the day, it's your call.

Anyway, I should probably be getting back to work. I also need to go track down a Gestionnaire and report these increasingly outrageous tabloids!

Farewell, my friends! Until we meet again!

Hehe, Charlotte never stops, does she...

...Um, anyway, Paimon just has to ask...

That... Ajaw-thing that popped out before — or was it Ajaw? It kinda looked like Ajaw, but at the same time...

Oh, that thing.

Yeah, that was Ajaw.

Huh!?

What's up with him? Like, he's still noisy, but he's waaay quieter than before — it's like he's trying to hide, or something.

Maybe he's not acclimatizing very well to Fontaine?

Could be.

Not acclimatizing? Hah! Aw, poor Almighty Dragonlord is not feeling well!

...Too bad he can't come out to argue back.

Uhh... What do you mean?

There's nothing "physically" wrong with him. It actually has to do with a strange law we learned about after arriving in Fontaine.

Apparently, it's forbidden to release flying objects within Fontaine city limits during the first three days of each month.

Oh, I get it now!

Paimon sure does!

Paimon's been down this road before, there's an easy solution! As long as Kinich holds onto Ajaw's tail, he'll be considered an "Almighty Dragonlord Balloon," not a "Flying Almighty Dragonlord."

Not gonna lie, I was considering that. But Ajaw wasn't too thrilled with the idea of huffing and puffing away in the form of a mini helium balloon.

That said, it's pretty annoying how he keeps randomly popping up all of a sudden.

Anyway, this morning, I saw a notice outside the Palais Mermonia about an event that's set to take place outside the city soon. Something to do with filmmaking. I hear that's all the rage here.

I was planning to stay here and do some exploring for a few extra days anyway, so I think I'll go check it out.

It'll be a good chance to let that noisy helium balloon out — he might even learn a thing or two.

If you're free, why don't you come along?

Sure, seeing Ajaw angry always makes my day.

I know where it is, so let me lead the way.

Looks like I remembered correctly — here we are.

Wow, this is awesome! Hard to believe it was just an empty beach before.

Yeah. It was still completely deserted only a few days ago when I passed by on my way to testify at the opera house.

There must be some efficient workers in Fontaine. Quite impressive.

A few days? One night was all it took! Rap-a-tap-tap... Ta-da!

But... Is this all it takes to blow people away? ...No, no, no, given my past experience, I can't let myself get carried away...

Wow, I can't believe you actually remember me! It's me, Lepine-Pauline — that's right, the unlucky one!

Of course! How else would we have managed to build Fantasyland in a single night?

...Fantasyland?

At least, that's how I like to think of it myself — a magical land of fantasy, the stuff of film buffs' dreams!

I know it sounds like I'm laying it on thick, but that really is the goal here.

As you can see, the theme of this amusement park is Fontainian film-making, a place for all film lovers to come together and co-construct a world of dreams!

Co-construct? Well, that's a relief. Sounds like you're sharing the costs this time, rather than pouring your entire life savings into a single project.

Nope! I might be inviting others to help fund this, but that doesn't mean I haven't thrown all my life savings into it too!

Huh!? You've gotta be kidding!

Ha! Look at you, puny little humans... Recklessly betting your entire future against some stupid vanity project!

If you're expecting even an ounce of sympathy from the Almighty Dragonlord, dream on! Mockery is all you shall get, straight from the heart!

Sorry, just ignore that little gizmoid — he likes to butt in occasionally. Do go on.

"Gizmoid"? Who are you calling gizmoid!? YOU'RE the gizmoid!!!

Wow, that's quite a nifty meka you've got yourself there! Is it some sort of smart personal assistant?

You ought to let Miss Charlotte see your cool gadget — who knows, maybe you could even look into mass-production!

Mass production!? Ugh, insolent, vulgar, and disrespectful!

I, the Almighty Dragonlord, am one of a kind! There has never been another like me, nor will there ever be!

And another thing — "smart" is the understatement of the century!

I shall have you know that I am K'uhul Ajaw, forebear of ancient wisdom! I lived for eons long before any of you were born!

Wh—What!? Heavens above, I beg your pardon, forebear of ancient wisdom! Please, I meant no offense!

*sigh* Idiot meets idiot...

Haha, what's all the fuss? Making some new friends, are we?

Miss Navia!

Allow me to introduce the star behind all the work that's gone into this venue — Miss Navia, President of Fontaine's Spina di Rosula!

Hello, everyone! Partner, Paimon, how have you been lately?

Hello there, I'm Kinich.

...What about me, what about ME? My useless servant can't even give me a proper introduction...

You think someone yelling their name out in the middle of a public street really needs an introduction?

Hahaha, he's not wrong! I caught yours just now, in fact.

So, you must be the Almighty Dragonlord, Mr. Ajaw. It's a pleasure to meet you.

See that? That's what I call proper manners!

Well, well, it's not every day you meet a well-mannered human. Navia, was it? Excellent. You may address the Almighty Dragonlord by his name!

Umm, Navia, don't you think the title "Almighty Dragonlord" is a bit... silly? Hehe...

It's no big deal! All little animals do that, don't they? I mean, try to puff themselves up to look more impressive?

Ajaw's totally being treated like a little cuddly pet...

Anyway, it's all thanks to Miss Navia and the Spina di Rosula that Fantasyland's gotten up and running in the space of a single night.

Ah, honestly, thank heavens! After all that paperwork and endless waiting, the event and venue finally got the green light... *sobs*

I couldn't wait a moment longer! The second the approval came through, I reached out to President Navia, hoping she could lend a hand.

After all, who else but the Spina di Rosula would indulge such impulsive demands... *sobs*

Sorry, Traveler. Miss Lepine-Pauline sometimes gets a bit overwhelmed by her own excitement, as you can see...

I'm guessing she hasn't gone into much detail about the event yet, so let me fill you in.

In short, the Chevalmarin Film Fantasyland is a fan convention that's open to film enthusiasts from all over Teyvat. Miss Lepine-Pauline is hosting this event and also providing technical support.

Huh? Chevalmarin?

That's right, the one and only Surintendante Chevalmarin!

After much persistence and many solicitations, I finally obtained Lady Furina's permission to use the image of her close friend.

Not only is our adorable mascot drawing in fans by the minute, but she's also boosting her own popularity — and that was always the goal, a win-win arrangement!

It's been a while since we last met, but still, it's a surprise to hear Lepine-Pauline coming out with such... sensible ideas...

By the way, Miss Lepine-Pauline, have you decided to switch careers and go into film tech?

Mm, not exactly. By chance, one of the prototype lenses I developed caught a photographer's eye, and it's now being used for the latest cinematic productions.

Thanks to this unexpected opportunity, I've had the chance to invent various film-related equipment and props.

That's right, so don't underestimate Miss Lepine-Pauline, our resident engineer! She's the technical powerhouse at the core of this entire event.

As for the Spina di Rosula, we're mainly here to take care of planning, operations, and management.

For anyone feeling inspired to set up a booth, Miss Lepine-Pauline and I will provide the necessary technical and operational support once their application has been approved.

By the way, Traveler, are you at all interested in taking part?

It would be a chance for you to earn some extra income. Plus, with your skills, I'm sure you could bring something special to the table!

Sounds like a lot of fun.

Paimon would be even more tempted if you were to, say, throw in one of those fancy feasts she's seen in those gourmet food reels!

Well, as it happens, that'll be a piece of cake!

Everyone needs to eat, whether they be tourists or the stall owners themselves.

So, thanks to Miss Navia's help, we've managed to invite none other than the celebrity chef Miss Escoffier to run our theme restaurant!

Look, over th—

You, yes, YOU! For the last time, the ingredients have to be in the right ratio! Get it right next time, or you might as well just lie down on the chopping board yourself!

...Haha, she seems a bit busy right now...

Well, I'm sold. I think I'll make Ajaw go be her assistant.

You little... What's your game here?

Demoiselle, sorry to bother you, but there's an issue over here that requires your personal attention!

Ah, apologies, looks like it's back to work with me. Please feel free to take a gander at what we've got.

Anyway, Traveler, if you're interested in taking part, come find me later.

Sure thing.

Greetings. Apologies if you overheard my harsh words just now, but I assure you it is entirely necessary.

The sheer lack of standards here will be the death of me... Do you have any idea of the kind of customers I'm gonna get with how lax things are at the moment?

...The ones that leave their guns behind by accident! And then come back to collect them later, bringing ammunition with them!

Yeah, that's the kind of customer you wouldn't forget in a hurry...

Ah... haha...

...Wait, has that happened before?

No, no, it's just the mention of guns reminded me... Someone did actually leave their gun nearby.

Huh?

Just before we started setting up, as we were cleaning up the site, someone stumbled upon a mysterious locked box...

It didn't look like something from Fontaine, though. It had more of a... Natlanese vibe?

Oh?

D'you think a foreign tourist might have left it behind?

That's what I assumed at first. But the box was buried beneath a pile of wooden planks, rocks, and whatnot, so it seemed like someone deliberately hid it there.

But I didn't see much point in speculating, so the best thing I could think of was to hand it over to the authorities.

I trekked all the way over to the Palais Mermonia just to hand it in. Ugh, it was exhausting.

What did the authorities make of it?

Oh, they made a mountain out of a molehill. As usual.

Before even addressing the question of what was actually inside the box, they had several heated discussions about whose responsibility it was to write the lost-and-found notice...

Thankfully, the ever-reliable Officer Sedene stepped up and immediately called in the Marechaussee Phantom to crack the lock and check if there were any dangerous items inside.

And as it turned out, there was — a gun!

Wow, that's a dangerous item alright...

Mind if I ask what kind of gun it was?

Oh yeah, Mr. Kinich, you're from Natlan, aren't you? Do you know a lot about guns?

You could say it comes with the job. I have an interest in weaponry and the like.

Ugh, such a spoiled brat. What, are the toys I gave you not good enough for you anymore?

Yep, got sick of those long ago.

You little...! How dare you turn your nose up at my gifts! Why, I... Mmph!

Time for a time-out, old timer.

Sorry, where were we? Oh yeah, do you recall what the gun looked like?

Uh... It's a bit hard to describe. If you ask me, it didn't even really look like a gun...

Oh! Give me a second, I'll knock out a quick sketch...

Something like this.

Wow, it's so neat and precise!

Sketched by a professional engineer, after all.

Hehe, it's nothing...

...

Uh, sorry... Is something wrong with my drawing...?

I know it doesn't really look like a gun, but I assure you, this is exactly what it looked like!

And it certainly could shoot as well, too — I confirmed that with the officer from the Marechaussee Phantom.

No, no, quite the opposite. The features are very accurate — and it is definitely from Natlan.

Please, don't mind me, I'm just taking a moment to admire it.

...

I should be the one thanking you! Thank you, and everyone else, for your support!

Don't mention it. Besides, we haven't really done anything.

Not at all! The buzz and excitement you guys bring is exactly what this event needs!

Oh dear... I'm starting to feel a bit guilty watching everyone else toil away. Guess it's about time I got back to work too...

But just before I go, one last thing! Traveler, it's wonderful to see you. Here's to a successful collaboration!

(It seems like Kinich has something to say. Let's go find a quiet spot.)

I'm sure you noticed that there was something unusual about that "gun."

It looked ancient...

Correct. It's most likely an old weapon dug up from some ancient dragon ruins.

Based on my experience, it might be more accurate to refer to it as a "hand cannon." But in Fontaine terms, it's not wrong to call it a "gun."

Given why I came here, don't you think it's curious that an ancient dragon relic of unknown origin would turn up like this, out of the blue? I suspect this gun might have something to do with that smuggling case — it might've slipped through the cracks.

Time is of the essence, so I'd like to head over to the Palais Mermonia to verify my suspicions.

I think I'll join you.

Perfect. Then we can head out right away.

Or, if you want to catch up with your friends first, I can wait.

We've gone over budget in quite a few areas, but... Ah, whatever! The results are what count!

Oh, man...

Bro!

Are you mimicking me? Now's not the time, c'mon...

No, I mean... One of our buddies is here, for real. Quite a few of them, actually.

Ororon! What are you doing here? And who's this...?

Allow me to introduce you.

Bro, meet bro.

Uhh...

Which bro we talkin' about?

A bro who heals other bros.

Ah, that bro. Nice to meet you, bro.

You guys...

Ugh, please... If Paimon hears the word "bro" one more time...

I'm so sorry, Paimon. I had no idea you were allergic to bro talk...

Quick, Ifa, Paimon needs medical intervention.

Seriously, br... I mean, dude, sometimes I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or just messing around.

And Kinich, come on, br... other. We've known each other for how long now, and even you won't let me off the hook?

It's quite hard to resist.

*sigh* In that case, guess I'll have to introduce myself. Hey, Traveler, I've heard a lot about you. I'm Ifa, a vet from the Flower-Feather Clan.

Nice to meet you, bro.

Oh no, not you too...

Oh — that wasn't directed at you, Ifa! It's nice to meet you!

Ororon, Ifa! What brings you to Fontaine?

Huh? How come you're...

Ah, I'm guessing Kinich is here because of that international smuggling case, right? I've heard quite a bit about that.

Word sure gets around quickly, huh.

Haha, first time abroad and you're already making headlines.

Oh, stop it. It's not like I was the center of attention.

Wasn't expecting to see Traveler and Paimon here, too, though.

C'mon, Ifa.

Huh?

A "Traveler," by definition, is someone who travels around.

...Fair point.

Anyway, back on topic. Wait a second, I lost my train of thought... What were we talking about again?

Why you're all here, of course.

For Cacucu! For vegetables.

?

I'll go first. It's for the... "Chevrolamine Film Fantasyland." ...Wait, is that right?

It's "Chevalmarin."

Ah, right. I keep stumbling over that one...

Guess I owe Chevalmarin an apology, even if she's not here.

It's okay...

Anyway, long story short, the festival restaurant urgently needed fresh vegetables from Natlan, which is why Ifa and I are here.

So you guys are... vegetable couriers?

He is. I'm just here as a responsible adult.

It's his first time traveling so far away from home, and all the elders in his tribe were worried. So they had me come along.

Even though it's your first time too.

Right, but they still picked me to accompany you. You gotta wonder why that might be.

Hmph.

Don't you get it? They all just saw how overworked you were, so they used it as an excuse to send you off on a vacation.

...Wait, what? So I'm getting the grandson treatment now, too?

See? Doesn't matter how much older you are than this dude. Hang out with him long enough, and you'll eventually find yourself being treated like a kid.

Meaning, everyone looks after you. What's so bad about that?

In theory, nothing at all.

In that case, guess I'd better start over. Hi guys, my name's Ifa, and I just turned five.

Nice to meet you, lil' bro.

Uhh... Paimon's not sure who the responsible adult is anymore...

So what about Cacucu?

If he was here, we'd be making more of a ruckus than we already are...

*sigh* That's exactly what's got me worried.

Ifa, there's nothing to worry about.

You're a big boy. You can handle yourself now, even without Cacucu.

You think that's what I'm worried about!?

Anyway, my priority right now is Cacucu...

Suffice it to say, Cacucu's in big doo-doo.

How so? He's so small, and all he knows are a few harmless phrases... What kind of trouble could he even get himself into?

Lemme guess — did he get caught out by the law on "flying objects"?

Bro... you too?

Not me. Ajaw.

Oh, that pesky little chatterbox.

So that's why he hasn't interrupted us this whole time... Guess he's too scared to show his face.

That, plus he's already spouted enough nonsense for one day, so I've put him on mute until tomorrow.

Nice one! If I was even half as decisive as you are, I would've kept a closer hold on Cacucu so he didn't get a chance to go flying off...

I guess that's what "flying objects" do...

Oh no, bro... Uhh, or rather... Did Cacucu get caught by the guards for flying around?

If they'd managed that, we'd at least be able to track him down.

But when the guards started chasing him, Cacucu flew into that building next door.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a high-stakes pursuit going down in there as we speak, just like one of those cool crime movies.

Wh—Which building?

...That one!?

Yup, that's the one. Cacucu sure has a good eye for a getaway — it's the tallest building around.

I may be able to fly up pretty high, but checking every last window would still take quite a while.

As for Ifa... Well, let's just say he's not flying anywhere without a Saurian. Sorry about that.

Not like that's my fault, though. You don't have to apologize on my behalf...

Wait a sec, what's this got to do with how high you can fly!?

Cacucu's got himself into a real mess here, like a panicked animal running straight into a trap. It's pretty worrying...

Paimon's starting to picture him flapping through a barrage of gunfire, while important documents are flying about left, right, and center...

Heck yeah! If anyone can pull it off, it's Cacucu — he's always been such an awesomesaurus. I believe in him.

(In other words... right now, in this building, there could be not one awesomesaurus, but two...)

For real, now? Do you even hear yourself, bro?

Of course I'm for real. I'd never make light of something like that.

Alright, alright, everyone's an awesomesaurus... Well, uh, the human version...

But our priority right now should be to go in there and check up on Cacucu.

As it happens, Kinich and I were just heading over to the Palais Mermonia for something else.

Leave it to us.

You sure? Awesome, that'll be a huge help!

And if Cacucu doesn't listen to you, I give you permission to pull out a couple of his feathers.

Wait... Since when was that up to you?

Well, then it's your call, bro.

Alright then. If Cacucu doesn't listen to you, I also give you permission to pull out a couple of his feathers.

There you go. If he objects to that, tell him to come find us.

Ha, he won't. Trust me.

Back when we first met Cacucu in the wild and I begged you to take him under your wing, I never imagined you'd end up spoiling him rotten.

Heh, and I never imagined you'd be nagging me about it.

Oh, well I definitely saw that coming.

Huh?

You're only five years old, after all.

There are strange sounds coming from Monsieur Neuvillette's office... Do you think we should go in and check on him?

Nothing new there. The first few days of every month are always noisy.

What's all that commotion? Are they arguing in there?

No way, bro!

Mmm...

Did he say he came from Natlan?

No. Get outta here!

I can understand his words, just... not what they mean.

Oh no...

For real, now...

Bro!

Haha... He keeps repeating the same things, over and over again.

Oh, you know one another?

He's a friend, yeah... A Saurian friend, let's say.

Great, well that was easy. Looks like we've tracked down the owner.

Guess that's one less lost-and-found notice for you to write, Monsieur Neuvillette...

For real!?

Traveler, was there something important you wanted to discuss with the Iudex?

I'm just about done with my business here. Need me to step out?

Stay and hear them out first. Perhaps it will have some bearing on your own work.

If I'm not mistaken, you are the same Mr. Kinich who served as a witness in the smuggling trial.

I take it there's been a further development in the case?

That's right... Very perceptive, Mr. Iudex.

Uh, so you've met Neuvillette before? But wasn't the trial overseen by another judge?

I've seen his photo in the papers.

But as for this other gentleman...

Ah. Allow me to introduce you to Mr. Wriothesley, administrator of the Fortress of Meropide... Or in layman's terms, Fontaine's prison warden.

Please, feel free to share anything about the case. There's no need to keep anything from him.

Pleasure to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you!

Wow, that sounded just like me...

But... should we really discuss official business in front of a Saurian...?

Oh wow, oh no!

I believe he said...

Or rather, I suppose he meant that he'll keep this to himself.

Though I should mention, Mr. Cacucu, that we will have to ask you to sign a confidentiality agreement.

Sure thing, bro!

(This is all a bit strange, but they really are a great pair of... awesomesauri.)

Let us return to the matter at hand.

Mr. Kinich, was there something else you wanted to discuss relating to the case?

Yes, let me fill you in...

Ororon, Ifa! We found Cacucu!

What's the situation? How bad is it?

There's some good news and some bad news.

Oh no...

When I saw that Cacucu wasn't with you, I'd already prepared myself for the worst...

Relax, Ifa. Maybe Cacucu just prefers high-rise living now.

Sometimes, you just have to let the kids grow up and make their own choices in life.

...For real, now? Do you even hear yourself, bro?

It's not that bad!

Cacucu's fine! Still very much alive and kicking, for starters.

He hasn't been arrested either, so no jail time.

Even had an interesting chat with some veritable VIPs.

See?

You're not exactly reassuring me here...

As for the bad news... Well, it's really not that bad!

Cacucu accidentally overheard some top-secret stuff, so he has to stay at the Palais Mermonia for a while to sign a confidentiality agreement.

But there's no need to worry! The person in charge of looking after Cacucu is super nice, so he'll be absolutely fine.

You'll just have to wait a bit longer.

Phew... Alright, that doesn't sound too bad after all! Wow, hearing that's put my mind to rest.

But based on my understanding of how things work here, the ban on flying objects should be over by the time Cacucu actually gets out.

What a shame. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to go have some fun without him.

You don't look disappointed in the slightest!

Anyway, Ororon and I will be staying in guest rooms upstairs at the Hotel Debord for the time being. Feel free to drop by if you need us.

Alright, bro.

Yay, problem solved! Alright, let's catch up another day!